Your Spotify Wrapped was a participation trophy. This is the Truth.
Let’s take an honest look at the audio landfill you call a library.
I listen to Divine and Seedhe Maut once and suddenly I think I’m from the streets. This roast reminded me I’m actually from a gated community in Gurgaon.
Hardik
Wannabe Gully Boy
It told me that listening to Arijit doesn’t count as a personality trait and asked if my therapist knows about my 'Sad Boi Hours' playlist. I feel targeted.
Kabir
Professional Heartbreak Simulator
It told me that listening to 60s classics doesn’t make me 'refined,' it just means I’m a boring roommate who complains about 'noise' at parties. My soul is hurt.
Aditi
The 'Purane Gaane' Police